Jalapeno...on a stick

OK, so I have resigned myself to the fact that I won't come anywhere close to The Mole's 100 dog month. I suppose I could make a last minute Kobayashi style run for the money, but that would actually be a terrible idea. That ranks right up there with lots of other bad ideas I've had in the past. (including almost getting a "U.S.D.A. Prime Choice" beef tattoo on my ass when I was a big dumb football player in my early 20's).

You know what's not a terrible idea? Jalapeno dogs, filled with cheese, wrapped in bacon.




In fact, this is one of the better ideas I've had in a pretty long time. Had 2 of these suckers after my workout tonight. I am struggling to come up with a name for this guy, so I'm open to suggestions if you have them. And no - bacon wrapped jalapeno cheese dog will not suffice. (Side note: I am also struggling with going to bed before attempting once more to "see a man about a horse")

I know! In honor of the best Steve Martin / Chevy Chase / Martin Short comedy ever made in 1986, I'll name it "El Guapo". Quite appropriate, since this is both the name of the dog, and the sound your bowels will make when you "release the hounds".

To my coworkers, clients, friends, and neighbors...I apologize.

I think my body is starting to shut down. 2 days remaining...what does the future hold in store for me?

Dogs consumed: 2

Dog on, my friends, to the show that never ends...