Friday, September 11th - A day which will live in infamy. Opening night of Omaha's Street of Dreams 2009. My responsibilities are: 1. Stand in a $750,000 house and talk about the awesome surround sound system we designed and installed 2. Pretend the 3 rum and cokes I had at the kickoff party in the garage of said house are having no effect on me whatsoever. 3. Pretend the 2 brats I had at said kickoff party are having no effect on me whatsoever. I would like to apologize retroactively to all the lovely people who walked through said house and blamed their children or their spouses for defiling such a lovely property.
Upon arriving at home later that evening (late enough to have worked off the devils from earlier in the night), I arrived home to find 2 more spare brats teasing me in the fridge. I demolished 2 more beer brats.
Total dogs consumed: 6
Total beano consumed: 1 box.
Dog on...
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