I will now sing the praises of the dog, in the traditional 5:7:5 Japanese verse. I debated for a long time* whether or not to call it "dog-ku" or "hot-ku", but both of those sounded like some sort of unspeakable sex act. So here it is, the world's first "hot dog haiku"...
Delicious tube meats
Sausage, dog, cocktail wiener
Corndog - you are gross
and, one more, for the ages...
Autumn winds blow through
Baton is soon passed - he waits
Kevin - take the reins
* It had to be at least 47 seconds
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