No. Hot dogs did not kill The Mexican. We can only assume that in his meat-induced euphoria he has lost the inclination to post about his adventure and instead is just living the Hot Dog Life. Perhaps the search for that next dog has consumed him and he is simply wandering around like so much Cheech and Chong.
Nevertheless, I can't allow the internet rumor mill to start talking about how the dogs killed him or at least shut down that part of his brain that he uses to log in and write about his various mouthfuls of sausage. Who knows? What we do know is that hot dogs, consumed in moderation, or in abundance, improve quality of life and promote follicle growth. It has also been shown to add luster to your coat.
The Mole.
Dog on . . .
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