Roller Road Dog: The last hot dog from the roller that you would never allow in your mouth because you know that it hasn't spun in an hour because of the build up of salmonella, and it had to be peeled from the rollers to make it in the bun.
These dogs to the left are not roller dogs, but more dogs from the Hermitage Hot Dog Hut. Cheese and kraut boys, cheese and kraut.
I don't do roller dogs. They are an embarrassment to a well manicured hot dog.
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me. Roller dogs are a delicious way to cook and maintain dogs for the enjoyment of the masses. And they're cool. Have you ever re-arranged the letters in "roller dogs"? You get "awesome and affordable way to cook dogs". It is the most ingenious hot dog related invention in the history of America (which means the history of the world). What? You don't like America? I have half a mind to put you on probation.
ReplyDeleteI am going to put my health on the line for the blog today and consume several varieties of roller dogs. I will also be eating them with a a fifth of jack. Post to come.
ReplyDeleteno roller dogs huh? you crap on my month long endeavor and use the word "manicured?" well boz let the gauntlet be thrown. where exactly in Pennsylvania are you? I hear the traffic cops are real tough there...or they're about to be.
ReplyDeletePiglets the lot of them
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