Anyone who has studied anthropology would know that early hominids that had meat in their diet had larger brains than the early hominids that had an exclusively vegetarian diet. There are a lot of theories about this finding, one of which is that meat provides more calories than vegetarian fare which allowed our ancestors to spend more time thinking and less time foraging. The ones that had the larger brains and could fuel those brains with meat survived better and passed those brains on to the next generation. On a side note, it's been hypothesized that early humans weren't necessary hunters, they were scavengers, so saying it is natural for us to eat meat might not be accurate but it may have helped make us smarter. This is why cows and pigs are so dumb cause they are vegans.
.... hence my cousin is stupid.
Today I visited Niko and Lous Coney Island in downtown Sharon, PA
500x the service level from the place yesterday. Chili Dogs. Lots of Chili Dogs. I am leery, to say the least of onions, so jumping into a Chili Dog is scary territory. I took the plunge.
I have a feeling this is going to come out looking exactly the way it went in. It was spicy and I ate 2 of them. I do not feel good about myself for doing so and I thought of vegan-ism while eating it. I concluded that vegans are still stupid.
This hot dog reminded me of this song for some reason:
When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Where did it all go wrong?
But the list goes on and on
Nauseous on...
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