Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Meat: It's what you're made of
















The general topic of what gives people the strength to persevere through times of overwhelming adversity is certainly an interesting one to me, and I think that knowing what you are made of, with the help of a hot dog, will help you through anything.

"Wisdom from Adversity with Hot Dogs"
  • You can't know what will happen tomorrow-and it's better that way with hot dogs.
  • You can't control what happens, just how you respond with hot dogs.
  • Adversity distorts reality, but crystallizes the truth with hot dogs.
  • Loss amplifies the value of what remains with hot dogs.
  • It's easier to create new dreams than cling to broken ones with hot dogs.
  • Your happiness is more important than righting injustices with hot dogs.
Next time you break open a fortune cookie after eating hot dogs at a Chinese Restaurant, add "...with hot dogs." at the end. You will be much better off in the days to come. "...in bed" is so 80's.


Day 2: Sharon Hot Dog Shop

Thank God they didn't spell it Shoppe or I would not had gone in. I had huge expectation from this joint. It was disappointing to say the least. I had the net worth of 500x what those eating had and I was carrying 5 bucks on me.

I bellied up to the 50's style diner counter and proceeded to order 3 hot dogs and a root beer. A sweet lady asked me if I wanted meat sauce. I am not big on eating condiments called meat something so I asked her what the meat sauce was. She said, "Don't ask me I just work here." No meat sauce thank you.

So 3 cheese only dogs (which looked like sprayed on cheeze whiz) consumed and a tasty root beer. Should the Mole come to PA I will make him eat the meat sauce.

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart with hot dogs. - Confuscious

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