Vegans Hate America.

Its official, vegans hate America. It has long been suspected that their anti-meat agenda was actually a communist plot to bring America down by weakening us with vegetables. Now it is a fact. They have filed a lawsuit against hot dogs. On National Hot Dog Day they filed a lawsuit in New Jersey seeking to have a cancer warning label on hot dog packages. Well hot dogs = America and America doesn't cause cancer. Or does it comrade?

I only wish they had tried to be more subtle. They may as well have just sued apple pie or the Statue of Liberty herself. Did they think we wouldn't see through this? I'm sure they got together with their PETA friends and decided that the most sinister time to file this suit would be on National Hot Dog Day while we were all enjoying the greatest hand-held encased meat sandwich on the planet. These are the same people that would rob your house when you are at a funeral. Think I'm stretching it here? Well follow this link www.stuffimadeupbecauseidontlikevegans.com

You want warnings on hot dogs? How about these:

WARNING: Consuming hot dogs may make you awesome.
WARNING: Consuming hot dogs increases the likelihood of sexual activity.
WARNING: Your life just got better.
WARNING: This product may lead to punching vegans. Be sure to wash your hands after that.

100 years of hot dog fueled global dominance suggests that maybe hot dogs are just fine. So go out and buy some hot dogs this weekend, feed them to your kids, serve them at your cancer walks and boldly display to the vegans that we will not cower in the face of their lies. We will not stop eating delicious hot dogs and we will not mar their beautiful shrink wrap with baseless warnings.

We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on, we're going to survive!
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

Sorry, got a little carried away there. I always revert to Bill Pullman when I get worked up. I will leave you with this, a quote from Susan Thatcher of Irvine who sums it up perfectly, "Vegans complaining about hot dogs is like the Amish complaining about gas prices."

Dog on . . .

* After I posted this it was brought to my attention that the website above has been taken down. I think you know who is behind that.