Every good Chicagoan knows that to get any monumental task accomplished there must be a "side" deal. Facing The Mole's century mark, it seemed impossible to accomplish alone. Therefore, I have enlisted the involuntary services of The Prince to help me accomplish this feat and keep the City of Chicago streets free of snow.
Day One. We catch a lucky break, U8 house soccer comes to an abrupt end with the cancellation of the last game. (probably the terribleness of my FC Dallas charge not necessarily the field conditions). That freed considerable time implement the "side" deal. Like any good competition there must be something at stake. The Prince's fresh Halloween loot shall be the price. I establish a strict joint order escrow account with the Queen to secure the Prince's loot. The winner of the "side" deal will also obtain the loot.
Although the cancellation of the soccer game now takes the soccer league's hot dog vendor, Frank, out of play for what would be an easy daily double. We retreat to the palace and polish off two freezer burnt Ballpark Beef Franks a piece (4). I take mine the way I always have bun with shredded cheddar cheese. The Prince has a hard time committing so he takes down one without bun and ketchup and one with bun and cheese. He is young but the force is strong with this one.
Can't wait to explain to him that his candy is now being held in escrow.
The Prince 2.0 The King 2.0
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With a name like the King this better be good or I am cancelling my subscription. What is this a consolation price to Chicago for failing at the Olympic selection committee.
ReplyDeleteits the nobel peace prize
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