Rico's the Profit Maker

Where is the King? Is he dead? Were the 24.5 links of encased meat the final death blow? Was the pressure of chasing the Mole too much?

It wasn't death but the spiritual journey of week two that had the King unavoidably detained.

Monday-The mental pressure of catching the Mole is too much . . . weak effort with one dog. The King 1.0 The Prince 0.0

Tuesday-Nothing like the Salvation Army (and free CLE) to get the King back on track. As I listened to Roy Adams discuss the diversification of ILIT assets and fiduciary liability, I could not help but think of my own Salvation. So I skip the free rubber chicken luncheon, hit the road looking for any dog and then a beacon of light strikes my face, as I clear the tears from my eyes and yank the car back to the middle of the road. I realize that I am not being pulled to the light. I nearly clip Famous Al's Beef sign. Make a quick U-Turn and hit the Al's for two chicago dogs. Pickles on hot dogs are still pickles. Awful. Fortunately these spicy vienna dogs don't get pushed around and over take the pickle juice. As I attempt to digest these monsters I realize that the Mole can be taken. The King 2.0 The Prince 0.0

Wednesday- One Italian Sausage. The Prince skips school and hits a regular dog. The King 1.5 The Prince 1.0

Thursday- Two Portillos dogs. The Prince hits one too. Mine lasts through the night, his doesn't. The King 2.5 The Prince 1.0 (I take an extra .5 for cleaning up the Prince's hot hot dog off the floor).

Friday-With the picture of the Prince's regerg dog floating through my head for 24 hours, I realize this is the make or break time. IT's time for RICO's THE PROFIT MAKER*! I shake off the Queen's friday fish sign. Go forth and bring me RICO. I step it up with two Chilicheese monster dogs. Beautiful dogs wearing a full serving of chili like pants. Drizzled with the fine nectar only known as "Rico's". The Rico's squirts your mouth filing all of the tiny openings not covered in chili. Rico's the profit maker? I say Rico's the Prophet Maker!
*Rico's the Profit Maker is used with the express written consent of the copyright holder, the Estate of Mark D. Cook. The King 2.0 The Prince still recovering.