Tuesday, December 1, 2009

The Boz - For Immediate Release 12-1-2009

For Immediate Release
Sharon, PA
12/1/2009

The Hot Dog Month Blog Announces the Franchise Player - The Boz

If I can't eat hot dogs, I can't eat hot dogs. It is as simple as that. It ain't about that at all. It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about hot dogs. We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're talking about hot dogs. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about hot dogs, not kielbasa, not sausage links, not those spicy wieners soaking in vinegar, but we're talking about hot dogs. Not the sandwich that I go out there and die for and eat every day like it's my last but we're talking about hot dogs man. How silly is that?

Now I know that I'm supposed to lead by example and all that but I'm not shoving that aside like it don't mean anything. I know it's important, I honestly do but we're talking about hot dogs. We're talking about hot dogs man. We're talking about hot dogs. We're talking about hot dogs. We're not talking about the 4 hour pot roast. We're talking about hot dogs. When you come to the hut, and you see me eat, you've seen me eat right, you've seen me give everything I've got, but we're talking about hot dogs right now.

Dog On? No way, the dog IS on.

2 comments:

  1. That's fucking fantastic. You come out swinging. The Boz = The Answer. I have large expectations from you.

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  2. Thank you sir, now put that junk away.

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