National Hot Dog Day - Tomorrow is National Hot Dog Day. I need some good ideas as to how to best celebrate it. Post a comment if you have any ideas, and I would like something more creative than "eat hot dogs." I have already rejected the following ideas:
1. Rent hot dog costume and wear it to work. That is not practical, where would I find such a costume on such short notice? Besides, I have some hearings tomorrow in district court, so that is out. If they were in county court . . . .
2. Rent the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile and drive it to work. Awesome idea, but I wouldn't know where to start tracking down that sweet ride.
3. Try to use the word "hot" or "dog" in every sentence. Too much work, and I'd end up sounding like Randy from American Idol. "You're honor I object to Exhibit 3 on the grounds of hearsay and foundation . . . dog."
4. Eat nothing but hot dogs all day. This one is possible, but man cannot live on hot dogs alone. Occasionally he needs a brat.
So help me out and give me good suggestions - and for one day join me in eating and celebrating hot dogs.
Dog on . . .
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